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2012 Olympics – First Joke

London Olympics 2012

At the gate to the London Olympic Games 2012 , a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get In, but they haven’t got tickets………………..

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under His arm and walks to the gate.

“McTavish, Scotland ,” he says, “Discus,” and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and Slings it over his shoulder.

“Waddington-Smythe, England ,” he says, “Pole vault,” And in he walks.

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed Wire and tucks it under his arm.

“O’Malley, Ireland ,” he says, 



Reproduced from A Daily Thought (July 7, 2012)

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