This is How Babies are Born!

Grownups can sometimes be so thick, it is not easy to explain some facts to them.

In this video, this little girl Olivia Kendall (played by Raven-Symoné) is having a hard time trying to explain to the doctor for women (Bill Cosby) how babies are born.

This is How Babies are Born!

Doctor: And this is my office

Olivia: What do you do?

Doctor: I am a doctor for women.

Olivia: What do you do with them?

Doctor: I deliver their babies.

Olivia: Deliver?

Doctor: When the woman has the baby inside of her, then I go in and I take it out.

Olivia: No you don’t. Everybody knows that the stork brings the baby.

Doctor: Who, who told you that?

Olivia: My daddy.

Doctor: Okay. Well, the stork puts the baby inside of the mother… and then I go in and I take it out.

Olivia: Ah, aah. The stork brings the baby to the hospital, drops it in the bassinet.

Doctor: So you’re saying that the baby is not inside the mummy? Then why is it that the mother gets real big?

Olivia: Because she eats a lot of food.

Doctor: Now let me get this straight. You say that the stork carries over, puts the baby in the bassinet, and the mother is real big because she eats a lot of food?

Olivia: You got it!

Doctor: I see. Well, then why is it that the mother has to go to the hospital?

Olivia: The stork brings the baby to the hospital, drops it in the bassinet. The mummy goes to the hospital and gets it.

Doctor: If the stork does all that, why doesn’t the stork just bring it to the mummy’s house?

Olivia: Because it’s too far. His wings will get tired.

Doctor: Where does the stork get the babies from?

Olivia: Heaven.

Doctor: Okay. There is a zillion skillion babies in Heaven. How does the stork know what baby goes with what mother?

Olivia: They are in a line. You know, like you go to the baker and get a number.

Doctor: Why when I put my hand on the mother I can feel things moving all around?

Olivia: That’s not a baby.

Doctor: What is it?

Olivia: Gas.

Doctor: Well, thank you for explaining it to me.

Olivia: You’re welcome, but you still didn’t tell me what you do.

Doctor: I’m in charge of gas.

William Henry “Bill” Cosby Jr. (born July 12, 1937) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and activist. Cosby’s start in stand-up comedy began at the hungry i, originally a nightclub in North Beach, San Francisco. It was followed by a starring role in the 1960s television show I Spy. Beginning in the 1980s, Cosby produced and starred in The Cosby Show, a television sitcom, which aired from 1984 to 1992. It was rated as the number one show in America for five years, 1984 through 1989. The sitcom highlighted the experiences and growth of an affluent African-American family.

Raven-Symoné Christina Pearman (born December 10, 1985) is an American actress, comedian, model, singer, songwriter, dancer, television producer and a talk-show host. She first appeared on television in 1989 on The Cosby Show as Olivia Kendall.

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