“Why not pretend we are married?”


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Myself . By T.V. Antony Raj

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A man and a woman who had never met before, were travelling in the upper and lower berth on a long distance train.

At about 10 pm, to start a conversation the man leans over saying, “Ma’m, sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a second blanket from the side table. Its awfully cold up here.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, why not pretend we are married?”

“Great idea dear,” he replied in excitement.

She says, “Well then get down from there you bastard and take it yourself.”

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