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Brent went to see his doctor.
Doctor: How are you?
Brent: I feel tired working all the time.
Doctor: Where do you work?
Brent: I am an accountant in a bank.
Doctor: Your Wife?
Brent: She doesn’t work. She just stays at home. I am the sole provider.
Doctor: What does she do at home?
Brent: She cooks and cleans the house because she doesn’t work.
Doctor: Can’t she find work?
Brent: She can’t even write her own résumé!
Doctor: Has she not studied?
Brent: She has. But not enough.
Doctor: Why don’t you ask her to join some finishing school?
Brent: I want her to, but she’s confused.
Doctor: Why?
Brent: It’s seven years since we got married. We have a five-year-old son, but we want one more child, and she is getting old.
Doctor: So why don’t you have the next child?
Brent: Both of us are a bit confused in this matter.
Doctor: Why are you both confused?
Brent: Even yesterday she asked me what I would like her to do: go to work, go to school, or bear a second child?
Doctor: What did you say?
Brent: I told her to do all three.
Doctor: What did she say?
Brent: She is adamant and says how can she do all three when she cannot do any two at the same time.
Doctor: Isn’t she right?
Brent: No. She doesn’t want to work. She just wants to stay at home.
Doctor: Who prepares breakfast for the family?
Brent: My wife of course, because she doesn’t work.
Doctor: At what time does your wife wake up in the morning?
Brent: Around 5 AM, I guess.
Doctor: Why does she wake up so early?
Brent: Because she cleans the house first before preparing breakfast.
Doctor: Who takes your son to school?
Brent: My wife does.
Doctor: Why don’t you take your son to school?
Brent: Because she doesn’t work.
Doctor: What does your wife do after leaving the child in school?
Brent: She goes to the market to buy necessary things for the house.
Doctor: And then what does she do?
Brent: She comes home and cooks.
Doctor: Who does the laundry?
Brent: My wife of course, because she doesn’t work.
Doctor: Who does the gardening?
Brent: My wife of course, because she doesn’t work.
Doctor: In the evening, after you return home from work, what do you do?
Brent: I take a complete rest after working all day at my office.
Doctor: What does your wife do when you are resting?
Brent: She prepares dinner.
Doctor: After dinner what does she do?
Brent: She washes the dishes.
Doctor: And then what does she do?
Brent: She reads bedtime stories to my son before he sleeps.
Doctor: Why don’t you read bedtime stories to your son instead of your wife?
Brent: Why should I? My wife doesn’t work!
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