The resume of Jesus Christ by PastorMikeSays!


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Pastor Mike

by PastorMikeSays!

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The resume of Jesus Christ

Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible.
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

Hello,

My name is Jesus – The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications

    • I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
    • I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
    • I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
    • I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
    • The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background

    • I’ve only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
    • I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
    • My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills Work Experiences

    • Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
    • I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
    • Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background

    • I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
    • In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
    • My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
    • I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments

    • I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
    • I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
    • I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
    • I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
    • There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot – the BIBLE. You don’t need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.

References

    • Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.

In Summation

Now that you’ve read my resume, I’m confident that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).

Only HE can possibly do all these things and he’s not done yet …

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Re-posted from pastor mike says

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The soul of an unborn baby asked God, “Are you going to send me to Earth tomorrow?”

God replied, “Yes.”

The baby said, “But here in heaven I am quite happy.”

God said, “Yes. I know you are happy here. But I have promised that angel on Earth that I will give you to her. Now, she is eagerly waiting for your arrival.”

The baby said, “How am I going to live there being so small, fragile and helpless? Who will protect me?”

God said, “Don’t worry. On Earth, your angel will take care of you.  She will smile and sing for you. She will engulf you with her love. She will protect you even at the cost of her own life. You will find solace and happiness in her loving bosom.”

Then the child asked God, “If I am to leave heaven may I know my angel’s name.”

God smiled and said, “Her name is ‘Mother’.”

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“Wish you A Happy Mother’s Day!”


My wife Assuntha – Mother of our 4 children and grandmother of our 6 grandchildren.

A baby said to god “I hear you are sending me to earth tomorrow. How am I going to live there being so small and helpless?”

God said “Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you”

The child then said “But here in heaven I don’t have to do anything but sing, smile and be happy”.

God said “Your angel will sing and smile for you and you will feel your angel’s love for you and you will be happy.”

And the child said “But who will protect me?”

And god said “Your angel will protect you even if it means risking its own life”

Then the child said “If I am to leave heaven please tell me my angel’s name”

And god said “You will simply call her Mother.

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“Be a Lion in your homeland, spit and shit anywhere you want” aka “Civic sense in India” aka “Heaven is here” – Part 3


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Myself By T.V. Antony Raj

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“Be a Lion in your homeland, spit and shit anywhere you want” aka “Civic sense in India” aka “Heaven is here” - Part 3:  Keeping your surrounding clean is a sin. 

Heaven is here

Heaven is here. Keeping your surrounding clean is a sin.

After living and working for three years in US, my young friend Joe is now back in India. The emails he sent me prompted me to write a series of articles titled “Be a Lion in your homeland, spit and shit anywhere you want” aka “Civic sense in India” aka “Heaven is here”.

This is Part 3: Keeping your surrounding clean is a sin.

Dear Uncle Raj,

Greetings from Joe!

This morning around 6 a.m., the train stopped at Katpadi station for a long halt. My hunger kicked me out to buy something to eat to break my fast.

I walked on the platform towards the engine and found a stall where I bought a bottle of mango juice and a pack of breakfast neatly packed in a paper carton box with silver foiled coating. It had 3 idlis and 1 small vada, accompanied by sambar and a mint chutney.

I rushed to my coach, closed the screens on my coupe and started gobbling them, unsure of the taste, but to tackle my growling tummy. The sambar although sucked, the mint chutney definitely needs a great mention.

When I was done, it was time to trash it.

I searched thro’ the compartment for a trash-can or a bin, but failed in vain.

I went into the toilet and there was no bin.

I got down on the platform, walked around like a vagabond searching for a bin/trash-can.

Walked thro’ front and back along-side the train in-search of a trash-can, but failed again in vain.

At last, I was forced to throw my trash on the adjoining track, which was already a trash-dump.

I felt awkward and humiliated. I had no other option. I returned to my seat. 

Now, people in India are bent on globalization. They are emulating US and the European countries, by changing their culture and habits. Indians now eat at KFCs & McD’s, wear Hugo Boss & Gucci, drive Mercedes, BMW, Porsche & Maserati; but are not worried about their civic responsibilities, and do not have to the inclination to keep their environment clean and hygienic.

Is enforcement needed to tell us not to spit, shit, and litter anywhere we like, especially in public places?

When I look around here in India – be it a village, a town, a city, or a metro – I see nothing but heaps and mountains of trash. Here, one is free to throw whatever garbage wherever and whenever. It is the done thing. To many, keeping one’s surrounding clean seems to be a sin. 

I’m honestly doubtful if India could attract tourists from other countries with such a slovenly begrimed environment. If US was dumped like a dumpster (as India is portrayed here by me), will our NRI folks stay for long over there?

I’m feeling more stressed-out in the last couple of days after coming here with all these happening around me.

If only there is a sense of civic duty in everyone’s mind and if basic amenities as simple as a trash can be provided in public places then we can truthfully say, “Heaven is here… in India.”

Love & Prayers

Joe